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1. I have drowned and flatlined it three times.
2. I have jumped off of perfectly good 12' roofs.
3. I know how to Charleston.
4. I have 181 visible scars on my body. And I'm still good lookin'.
5. I have held conversations on the phone that lasted 13 hours straight.
6. I cannot play a single musical instrument to any creditable standard no matter how hard I try.
7. I know three different versions of the Rooks Rhyme.
8. I know the three original verses to Sado-Sodo-Masochistic-Necro-Bestiality, and I have met all of it's creators. (Hi Al! I miss you!)
9. I have never been caught doing anything stupid on film. Thank the gods, but I don't know how that happened.
10. I have seen the English cartoon 'Dangermouse'. I've never met anyone else who's seen it, and I know I didn't imagine it.
In other news I'm finally meeting the other massage therapist at the spa today. And I started work yesterday despite the proclaimed March first hire date. It's a rum old world. And If you're buying I'll have another.
2. I have jumped off of perfectly good 12' roofs.
3. I know how to Charleston.
4. I have 181 visible scars on my body. And I'm still good lookin'.
5. I have held conversations on the phone that lasted 13 hours straight.
6. I cannot play a single musical instrument to any creditable standard no matter how hard I try.
7. I know three different versions of the Rooks Rhyme.
8. I know the three original verses to Sado-Sodo-Masochistic-Necro-Bestiality, and I have met all of it's creators. (Hi Al! I miss you!)
9. I have never been caught doing anything stupid on film. Thank the gods, but I don't know how that happened.
10. I have seen the English cartoon 'Dangermouse'. I've never met anyone else who's seen it, and I know I didn't imagine it.
In other news I'm finally meeting the other massage therapist at the spa today. And I started work yesterday despite the proclaimed March first hire date. It's a rum old world. And If you're buying I'll have another.
